I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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