i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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