actually, I'm a sock model
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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