I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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