Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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