No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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