"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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