Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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