Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it