U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol