Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!