ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
hahahahaha turkey breast
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?