so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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