? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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