Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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