but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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