singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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