Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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