The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Boobs speak an international language.
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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