I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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