i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Actions speak louder than pants.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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