i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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