Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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