i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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