maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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