Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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