I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I wish you could order shots online.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
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Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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