Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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