Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
