My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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