i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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