The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize