It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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