I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize