I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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