its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
only if we run a train.
done.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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