In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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