You're so nebulous sometimes
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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