yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Two words: nipple clamps
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