Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I touched a dick in church today
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