handjob tips. give me some.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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