I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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