I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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