How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
