i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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