I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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