I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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