apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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