That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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