her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Randomize
