I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I smell like Dick and happiness
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