idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
This girl is more easily done than said...
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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