Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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