Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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