UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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