Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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