the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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