New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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