I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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